Hardly worth mentioning, but amusing enough that I must.
I had a dream last night that I was snuggling face to face on the couch with my boyfriend, Matt Damon. It's a bit odd since I don't think he's the sexiest creature ever, but apparently my brain does, so what can I do?

Anyway, all I kept saying to him as we were smooching and cuddling was.... "Matt Damon", in a voice akin to someone who is afflicted with a speech impediment due to mental retardation. If you haven't seen the movie Team America: World Police you will have no idea what I am talking about and may even be mildly offended by my description. If you have seen the movie you know the voice I am talking about.